Furry Friend Feeder Pillows

'You've done it AGAIN,Doris- you've bought CAT food!!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog Love.

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Training.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."