Feathered Friend Feeder Pillows

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Parrot

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.