Furry Friend Keeper Pillows

Old woman giving her cat and dog a bedtime story.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Be kind"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Remember me?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'