Furry Family Members Prints

Man, woman, child and dog bowls.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"He wants a second opinion."

Cat Romance

'He's barking mad!'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

Gee, thanks

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"No! Don't even think about it!"

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"Ironically, bathroom time is the one moment when dogs appear dignified."

"We need to line the bird cage. Bring me the holiday newsletters."