Furry Family Members Mugs

Man, woman, child and dog bowls.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'He's barking mad!'

Cat Romance

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"He's a real dog person."

Gee, thanks

"Ironically, bathroom time is the one moment when dogs appear dignified."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"No! Don't even think about it!"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"