Furry Dance Buddy Pillows

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'That was fun!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'He's barking mad!'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"This is the best news."

Work out buddies.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Winter walk.