Furry Dance Buddy Mugs

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'That was fun!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

Canine conundrum.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'He's barking mad!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"This is the best news."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Work out buddies.