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'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

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'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"You've already been for a walk."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."