Furrow Follower T-Shirts

'Friends, I've followed the furrow and fertilized the fields - in short, I know farming!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Invisible clothes

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

The Fox and the Crow.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Psychology 101

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Shimon Peres last embrace...

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

"So, you never actually disappear?"

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'He ignores my commands. But he does follow me on Twitter.'