Furrow Follower Pillows

'Friends, I've followed the furrow and fertilized the fields - in short, I know farming!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Invisible clothes

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

The Fox and the Crow.

Psychology 101

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Shimon Peres last embrace...

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

"So, you never actually disappear?"

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla