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"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"The knights of the round accent table"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables