Furniture Fixers Pillows

Unfinished furniture.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Fumes from furniture

"She does this when she's tired."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

The Upholstery Consultant

"I can't find the instructions."

Super glue . . .

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Irritable dowel syndrome

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper