Furniture Decorating T-Shirts

"Darling, do you have to fantasize?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Santa Claus's Mail

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Interior design trends for parents....

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas Tree

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Happy Easter

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'