Furniture Decorating T-Shirts

"Darling, do you have to fantasize?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas Tree

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Happy Easter

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl