Furlough Pillows

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Very Difficult Conversations

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Cat and mouse

Dolphin friendly tuna

Polygamists' Picnic

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I hate it when we fight."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Holding hands

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

Emotional Bling

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.