Fur Seal Fan Pillows

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

En garde!

Kensington Fluffies

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Tooth Ferret

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

It bag and no knickers!

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

Curling Rocks!

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'