Fur Seal Fan Pillows

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Kensington Fluffies

En garde!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

The Tooth Ferret

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

It bag and no knickers!

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

Curling Rocks!

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'