Fur-free Stylist Pillows

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Dogs shaving

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

Man types with beer on his computer.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

On the red carpet

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Ikea for hippies

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"What?"

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Do you mind?"