Fur-free Stylist Prints

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Dogs shaving

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"What?"

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"And which solar system are you from?"