Fur Debate Follower Gifts

"The missus has been on to me about ditching the fur."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

Self Checkout

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

Trump Tower

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

The delegitimization effort.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Be Careful What You Promise

"First they have to settle who's the most christian."

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

Another Nude Swim

"Sir, the best way to woo voters is to fool some of the people some of the time, and issue an apology to the rest!"

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Lost and Found

Stay the Course No More

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"I'm watching the presidential debate."

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

Gladstone and Disraeli Discussed by the Queens

Want to get into the van? Hih? WE're road tripping to Arizona. We're gonna protest the onerous immigration laws. We'll innundate the man with papers showing we're citizens, then burn them and inhald of smoke of peaceful resistance. They have big TVs there. Dibs on the Netflix queue!

Vive la Différence

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."