Fur Collecting Prints

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"The meaning of life is cats."

One man and his dog.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Fur'niture

Animal Hats

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Sit! Beg! Roll over! Good Kitty

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Rifle Cleaning.

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR