Fur Brigade Leader Pillows

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Cat boxer

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Asthma cats

Animal Testing - Results

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Be a friend.

'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

"No! Don't even think about it!"

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

Cat sheds a lot when petted.

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

"Ironically, bathroom time is the one moment when dogs appear dignified."

Double Threat (black and white cat)

"What?"

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

"I vacuumed up all the cat hair, mom!"

There are two kinds of fur: dark fur that sheds on light clothes, and light fur that sheds on dark clothes.

Winston Churchill

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"He has barking issues."