Fur Baby Pamperer Gifts

Bathing the dog

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"I'm sick too."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fleas Navidad.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"It's a good boy!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

Dog Chow Mein

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Pet Owners' Date Night

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'