Funny Post Office Visits Pillows

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

A day at the Sender's house.

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

Dead letter dept.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Letters arrive during flood.

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

"Right, I'm off to join the queue at the post office."

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'You want to mail that package to Cleveland? - I'm not sure it can GET there from here.'