Funny Post Office Visits Pillows

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

A day at the Sender's house.

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Dead letter dept.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Letters arrive during flood.

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

"Right, I'm off to join the queue at the post office."