Funny Phantom Enthusiast Prints

"How did the marathon go?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"