Phantom Prank Lover Prints

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Ghost School.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"They look like pickles."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Horror Stories.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Stupid Cupid.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

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Up your end.

Revenge of the Mice

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"