Funny Pet Ideas Mugs

Flea Philosophy.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Dog Jogger

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Play dead.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

Buster's Blog.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'Yeah, he went to Catholic obedience school...'

Pet Shop.

'Hurry up. We don't have all day!'

Behavior Problems in Dogs

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."