Funny Pet Ideas Mugs

Flea Philosophy.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Dog Jogger

Doggie Bowl Drill

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Play dead.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

Buster's Blog.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

Alpha dog

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'Yeah, he went to Catholic obedience school...'

Pet Shop.

'Hurry up. We don't have all day!'

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."