Funny Pets Mugs

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Alpha dog

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Flea Philosophy.

"Teach me not to care."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Play dead.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."