Funny Lifters Mugs

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Tred carefully mill.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"You sure you've done this before."

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

Skier.

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

"I guess this is me."

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Elevator button for bar & grill.

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

Hand hitch-hiking.

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

Hell's elevator/Up to no good.

Boxer

"Oops. Wrong floor."

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

Sales rep with heavy bag of 'Brick Company' samples.

"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."