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A different way of hunting pheasants.

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

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'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

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Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'First time fly fishing?'

"You do realize she's not your real mother."

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.