Funny Gift Aficionados Prints

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Emergency Phone.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

'This milk smells funny.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Chilli Quartet

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

'First time fly fishing?'

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame