Funny Forecast Follower Mugs

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather bar

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"That's our projected sales."

'Snow again, today...'

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

Honest Weather Forecasting

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."

"Three, please. Any color."

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'The mist is clearing.'

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

Uninhabital USA.

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Chances of the weather.