Funny Forecast Fan Mugs

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather forecast.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Weather bar

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"That's our projected sales."

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

'Snow again, today...'

Honest Weather Forecasting

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."

'The mist is clearing.'