Funny Forecast Fan Mugs

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather forecast.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"That's our projected sales."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Weather bar

'Snow again, today...'

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

Honest Weather Forecasting

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."