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"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold'and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

Weather bar

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"That's our projected sales."

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'Snow again, today...'

Honest Weather Forecasting

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."

"Three, please. Any color."

'The mist is clearing.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Uninhabital USA.

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."