Funny Finance Fan Prints

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Don't Even Think of Insider Trading

'Now that I have your attention...'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"At least we're consistent ... "

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

The Decline of the Euro.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'It's a bill collector!'

'Well, call it 'diet stocks'. Your bank account won't get fat because of the dividend income.'

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Who's taken the third quarter?

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."