Funny Family Planner Mugs

Nanny with children on leash

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"