Quirky Family Planners Mugs

Some blind dates work out just fine.

Maternity. Which one is yours?

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

New arrival

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

The Tunnel Of Love

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."