Funny Bone Mathematician Pillows

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Fetch the Boomerang

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

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'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Get names!"

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