Funfair Traveller Gifts

Face painting vs bottom painting

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Tourists in Egypt

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

25¢ Ride the Pony

A fairground attraction

Storage Unit of Love

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Bumper Limos

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Fun at the Fair.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Roller Coasters

"Sorry Kid?"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Scrambler.

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile