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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'At least he tried to warn the others.'

"My first funeral."

'Of course I can't die, have you seen the price of funerals?'

'How was Al Spores' funeral?'

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'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Cricketer's funeral

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

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'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

Shoptalk

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"What? Too soon?"

"Oh relax, I'm off the clock for another hour."