Fundraising Visionary T-Shirts

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'I just invented business!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Start up

Your start-up team

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'I can dream, can't I?'