Fundraising Manager Mugs

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

The day the stock market went UP.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Well, we got the grant."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."