Fundraising Manager Prints

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

The day the stock market went UP.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Our war is against cancer."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter