Fundraiser Fan Pillows

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

Appeals

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'Profit or non-profit?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."