Funding Seeker T-Shirts

Wear their entrepreneurial spirit proudly—these t-shirts are designed for funding seekers who want to make a statement with humor and flair.

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'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.' mockup

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

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"I may be a mere grant applicant now, but I assure you, in my past life, I was a prominent philanthropist."

"I may be a mere grant applicant now, but I assure you, in my past life, I was a prominent philanthropist." mockup

"I may be a mere grant applicant now, but I assure you, in my past life, I was a prominent philanthropist."

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'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.' mockup

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest." mockup

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

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'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?' mockup

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

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"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?" mockup

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

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Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.' mockup

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

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Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph mockup

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man." mockup

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

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Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding. mockup

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

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"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?" mockup

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

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"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this." mockup

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

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'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.' mockup

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

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Wearing a sales chart as a name badge. mockup

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

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Business Outlook

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YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE. mockup

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

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'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...' mockup

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

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'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?' mockup

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

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"And this all happened in the last week..."

"And this all happened in the last week..." mockup

"And this all happened in the last week..."

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"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit." mockup

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

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"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

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