Funding Frustration T-Shirts

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

"Defunding increases aggression."

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

'I thought it was the ultimate expression of minimalism, but it turns out the gallery's lost its funding.'

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

Angry tennis player.

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

The Hold Dance

Research For Money

Dr Frankenstein: 'Lost my grant - please help!'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'

Another Petrol Price Rise!

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr. Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with our bank chaplain."

Advanced Origami

Caged Fury

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

"There will always be death and taxes."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us. But your time isn't.

A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

Debt is a tax with interest added on.

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

Sorry, for 'distressed debt' please see a financial counselor.

'Don't let this market get to you, Dave. Remember, it's happening to your brother-in-law, too.'

'Feel any better?'