Funding Frustration Explorer T-Shirts

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Moanathon.

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Angry tennis player.

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

Road signs.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

'Bad news. . . Things are too good to get any grant money.'

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

The Hold Dance

Dr Frankenstein: 'Lost my grant - please help!'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Tourette's!!

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

Caged Fury

Advanced Origami

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.