Fun With Follicles Pillows

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"I'll race you to the top."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Toupee in a tin.

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"Oi!"

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Toupee !!'

'How would you like your hair Sir? Up? Down? Flying around looping the loop or defying the ground?'

The Fiddler crab.

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

'That's correct, sir, ten quid - ten quid per hair.'

'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.