Fun With Follicles Pillows

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"I'll race you to the top."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Toupee in a tin.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"Oi!"

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Toupee !!'

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

The Fiddler crab.

'How would you like your hair Sir? Up? Down? Flying around looping the loop or defying the ground?'

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

'That's correct, sir, ten quid - ten quid per hair.'

'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.