Fun With Chemistry Gifts

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Confusion in A Jar.

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.