Fun With Book Titles Gifts

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Farmer Sutra.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Restaurant: To Fill A Mockingbird

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

'Not scared yet? Just wait until I get to Chapter 11!'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

'Mr Baum, why does your filing cabinet say oz on it?'

Man reading two books at once

"Cthulhu?? - Is that a christian name or a surname?"

'I suppose you'll be having the Shepherd's Pie?'

"And we're back with our world-renowned expert on pajamas!"

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'

One Hundred Yearlings of Solitude

"I don't care how silly it sounds. I demand to be addressed by my official title of, Santa's little helper!"

Returns. In my thirst for knowledge, I tried blending books.

'Okay, okay. Rolling, you can be the assistant Directing Chairman. Smith, you'll be the Resident Vice-Chancellor Emeritus. And Rothstein, you're the Head Executive Supervising Associate Dean. Settled?'

"Damn! -trust us to get a seat behind the giraffes!"

"He's become unbearable since he got his knighthood."