Fun With Anthropomorphism Prints

"Jesus, look at the body on that broad"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"She's a miniature."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"No religious nuts!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Alligator Bars

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Estate sale"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Please don't go!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'