Fun Money Saver Gifts

Money.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"So much for password protected."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.