Fun Money Saver Gifts

Money.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"